Est. 2019 · Yahoo → Sleeper
THE
DUMPSTER
All-time rankings for Garbage Gang — championships, win rate across median and H2H eras, and every season since inception.
All-time pile
Rankings
Season screens show the official platform record. Career totals average median (Sleeper) seasons in half — e.g. 9–19 → 4.5–9.5 — so every year weighs the same.
| Franchise | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Suick24 7 seasons · @suick24 | 2 | 57-39 | 59.4% | 12,629.42 | 4.0 | 96.8 |
| 2 | Distinguished Champ 7 seasons · @lukejknapp | 2 | 53.5-42.5 | 55.7% | 12,669.54 | 4.3 | 102.8 |
| 3 | Reg & da Meat Sweats 7 seasons · @zseidl | 2 | 53-43 | 55.2% | 12,696.89 | 3.9 | 107.8 |
| 4 | pgries 7 seasons · @pgries | 0 | 48.5-47.5 | 50.5% | 12,437.74 | 5.4 | 53.6 |
| 5 | Greg's God-Awful Team 7 seasons · @gregcapelli | 1 | 48-48 | 50.0% | 12,320.48 | 5.0 | 72.5 |
| 6 | Joe Camel 7 seasons · @mjheise | 0 | 46.5-49.5 | 48.4% | 12,472.54 | 5.9 | 53.7 |
| 7 | Grantly505 7 seasons · @grantly505 | 0 | 46.5-49.5 | 48.4% | 12,230.94 | 6.1 | 44.8 |
| 8 | Big Suze 7 seasons · @brennanliebscher | 0 | 45-51 | 46.9% | 12,014.94 | 6.0 | 46.5 |
| 9 | Platypussies 7 seasons · @justindelwiche | 0 | 42.5-53.5 | 44.3% | 11,909.00 | 5.7 | 44.3 |
| 10 | andre59 7 seasons · @andre59 | 0 | 39.5-56.5 | 41.1% | 11,357.82 | 8.7 | 12.5 |
How Dumpster Score works
Higher is better. Career win % uses the same half-weight median rule as the Record column (see record rule above the table).
Score = (championships × 18) + (top-3 finishes × 6) + (win% × 35) // 1.000 win% → 35 pts + (finish quality × 25) // avg finish 1st → 25, 10th → ~0 + (scoring rate × 10) // avg PF / 2100, capped at 10 − (last-place finishes × 4)
- Titles (×18) — each championship
- Podiums (×6) — every 1st–3rd finish
- Win % (×35) — from career W-L (median seasons half-weighted)
- Finish quality (×25) — better average final rank scores higher
- Scoring (×10) — career avg points for, scaled to ~2100
- Taco tax (−4) — each 10th-place finish
Season vault
History
All-Time
7 seasons · 10 franchises · Yahoo + SleeperSeason screens show the official platform record. Career totals average median (Sleeper) seasons in half — e.g. 9–19 → 4.5–9.5 — so every year weighs the same.
One rule · careerRecord() · Dumpster Score
Most titles · Reg & da Meat Sweats (2)
Trajectory
Full-season result including playoffs (1 = champion)
Rank charts put 1st at the top. Click a chip to hide/show · double-click to isolate one franchise.
All-time standings
| Franchise | Seasons | Titles | Record | Win % | Points | Avg Fin | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 @zseidl | 7 | 2 | 53-43 | 55.2% | 12,696.89 | 3.9 | 107.8 |
2 @lukejknapp | 7 | 2 | 53.5-42.5 | 55.7% | 12,669.54 | 4.3 | 102.8 |
3 @suick24 | 7 | 2 | 57-39 | 59.4% | 12,629.42 | 4.0 | 96.8 |
4 @gregcapelli | 7 | 1 | 48-48 | 50.0% | 12,320.48 | 5.0 | 72.5 |
5 @mjheise | 7 | 0 | 46.5-49.5 | 48.4% | 12,472.54 | 5.9 | 53.7 |
6 @pgries | 7 | 0 | 48.5-47.5 | 50.5% | 12,437.74 | 5.4 | 53.6 |
7 @brennanliebscher | 7 | 0 | 45-51 | 46.9% | 12,014.94 | 6.0 | 46.5 |
8 @grantly505 | 7 | 0 | 46.5-49.5 | 48.4% | 12,230.94 | 6.1 | 44.8 |
9 @justindelwiche | 7 | 0 | 42.5-53.5 | 44.3% | 11,909.00 | 5.7 | 44.3 |
10 @andre59 | 7 | 0 | 39.5-56.5 | 41.1% | 11,357.82 | 8.7 | 12.5 |
Identity map
Franchises
Team names change. Owners don't. Click a franchise for the full seven-year dossier.
andre59
@andre59 · 2019–2025
Big Suze
@brennanliebscher · 2019–2025
Distinguished Champ
@lukejknapp · 2019–2025
Grantly505
@grantly505 · 2019–2025
Greg's God-Awful Team
@gregcapelli · 2019–2025
Joe Camel
@mjheise · 2019–2025
pgries
@pgries · 2019–2025
Platypussies
@justindelwiche · 2019–2025
Reg & da Meat Sweats
@zseidl · 2019–2025
Suick24
@suick24 · 2019–2025
Pipeline
Live Sync
History is seeded from your screenshots. Live pulls should store each platform’s official record as-is; career math always half-weights Sleeper median seasons via one helper — no special cases in the UI.
Yahoo Fantasy
Needs credentials2019–2023
Add YAHOO_CLIENT_ID + YAHOO_CLIENT_SECRET, then OAuth as a league member to import 2019–2023.
- 1.Create a Yahoo developer app (Fantasy Sports read scope)
- 2.Set YAHOO_CLIENT_ID / YAHOO_CLIENT_SECRET
- 3.OAuth once as a league member
- 4.Walk renew chain for each season league key
Sleeper
Needs league ID2024–present
Add SLEEPER_LEAGUE_ID to pull live Garbage Gang seasons from Sleeper.
- 1.Web: open Garbage Gang on sleeper.app — league ID is the long number at the end of the URL
- 2.Mobile: League → Settings → General → Copy League ID
- 3.Set SLEEPER_LEAGUE_ID in .env.local (already set for this project)
- 4.Ingest official W-L + medianScoring flag only — careerRecord() does the rest